I'm so Vain... Don't you know!

Have you ever wanted something on your body to be fixed?

I'll never do this.. at least I don't think I would.. unless it was a paid medical option.. To get some of my ear lobes lopped off. I have way too much lobe.. A little snip and tuck would be easy right? 

I'm also thinking I'd like my nose to be less wide.. I have a huge bump that fans out.. Just take out some of that... and make it a skinny nose.. 

Where would it stop? Neck lift.. eye lid lift.. 

Shouldn't I just be happy with me? 

I'm thinking these are small little tucks and nips.. Maintenance.. right?